My little brother is reading pjo and he started botl and he’s like “do Percy and annabeth ever become boyfriend and girlfriend” and to screw with him I go “Rachel Elizabeth dare is all I’m saying” and I just sunk my little brothers ship I’m going to hell

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I broke him

Rick Riordan Kills Me (as Usual)

  • Rick Riordan: Let's make up a kid named . . . Leo.
  • Me: Okay! :)
  • Rick: Let's make him the son of Hephaestus.
  • Me: Okay! :)
  • Rick: Let's make him hilarious.
  • Me: Okay! :)
  • Rick: Let's make him sensitive.
  • Me: Okay! :)
  • Rick: Let's make him a great person.
  • Me: Okay! :)
  • Rick: Let's have his mother die.
  • Me: O-Wait, what?!
  • Rick: Let's make him the seventh wheel.
  • Me: NO!
  • Rick: Let's make him feel horrible, horrible emotional pain.
  • Me: STOP IT! NO!
  • Rick: Let's make him single and lonely.
  • Me: *Cries* STOOOP! NO! DELETE THAT PART! NOOO!
  • Rick: Let's--
  • Me: *Slaps Rick* NO NO NO STOP STOP YOU CAN'T! YOU CAN'T! NOOOOO!
  • Rick: Let's make him think almost everything is his fault.
  • Me: *Screams and throws self into Tartarus, crying*
  • Rick: :)
  • SOURCE: onceuponaread
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