Father's day on Olympus

• Hephaestus: what is children
• Apollo: all my kids are smokin' like the sun
• Poseidon: *cries in corner bc his son is in tartarus*
• Hades: all my kids are dead or going to die
• Dionysus:
• Zeus: none of my children like me :c
• Ares: COME ON IT'S KILL THINGS TIME WITH PAPPY
• Hermes: *cries forever*