So everyone is talking about how they’re excited for the percabeth reunion. Am I the only one who’s looking forward to Percy saving Nico? Or Reyna meeting Piper? Or Grover seeing Percy again? Or seeing the interaction between the two camps? Or seeing how Leo relates to Sammy? Or to the biggest of them all, how Jason and Percy will act towards eachother?!
your dad's dad;
also why you should never talk to nico di angelo ever.
i swear it was funnier in my head.
“You know, you’re technically dating your uncle, right?” Nico says with a straight face and Leo chokes on his own spit.
“What the actual fuck, man?” Leo shoots the younger (older?) boy with a glare, fighting the urge to push Nico into the lava pit.
Nico smiles beatifically before explaining, “well, Jason’s dad is your dad’s dad, so that makes you Jason’s nephew and Jason your uncle.”
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go make out with my cousin.”
"Cousin, you are so lucky you look like a kicked puppy right now."
Nico tries to roll his eyes derisively, but all he manages to do is a slow blink at Percy’s direction. “This is what you call a rescue, Perseus?” The boy asks in a rasp, as if he was still having trouble breathing (he probably was). “You didn’t even bring me a happy meal.“
“Happy meal?” Leo asks incredulously to no one in particular.
“Inside joke,” Percy shrugs, sitting down on his haunches and gingerly propping Nico up. “And no happy meal for you, that’s what you get for pretending to not know me, you insufferable brat.”
Nico groans at that; a guilty look fleeting past his face which immediately disappears when he sees the teasing glint in Percy’s eyes. “I’m eighty years old, you can’t expect me to remember every upstart demigod I meet.”
ignore me, i’m having feels. i don’t even know where this is supposed to happen. BUT IT SHOULD HAVE.