You should be so full of Christ,that when a mosquito bites you, it will fly away screaming: “THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD!”

What happens when your grandma's a Pentecostal Jamaican

  • Grandma: What are you doing home?
  • Me: I'm sick
  • Grandma: *starts singing Negro Spirituals*
  • Me: It's okay.. I took my medicine
  • Grandma: *gets the anointing oil*
  • Me: Grandma, I'm serious!! don't worry
  • Grandma: I REBUKE ALL SICKNESS IN THE NAME OF JESUS!!! LEAVE MY GRANDSON RIGHT NOW!!
  • Me: ...
  • Grandma: do you feel better?
  • Me: *starts coughing*
  • Grandma: YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE

I can't find anywhere in the scriptures that the outpouring of the Holy Ghost had an expiration date....

Reblog if you're Pentecostal, and NOT ashamed. :)

REBLOG IF...

You are proud to be a wide-eyed, sanctified, blood bought, spirit taught, bible totin’, scripture quoting’, satan bashin’, sin trashin’, Christ followin’, Pride swallowin’, hard prayin’, truth conveyin’, faith walkin’, gospel talkin’, Apostolic Believer!!!!
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