I’m so embarrassed and I’m the only one in my room.
So I was sitting in the same position for the longest time, and all of a sudden I looked down at my stomach and felt really fat so I decided to get up and do some jumping jacks. Only when I did, I realized my body was asleep from my waist down and I didn’t even think that was possible but I didn’t really give a shit so I started doing jumping jacks and since everything was asleep I was completely unaware that with every jump I was letting out small amounts of piss and I didn’t realize until my legs regained consciousness. What is my life.
