When you finally get to go pee after waiting for along time
“Audit this,” says NFL player Evan Mathis.
So my mom went outside to throw out the trash and she didn’t know I was awake. Long story short, I scared her by standing by the door and she peed herself and then punched me in the arm and said that I’m grounded.
do you ever get up to pee in the middle of the night and just hope the ghosts or serial killers or demons or whatever have the decency to wait until you’re finished peeing until they kill you