Endometriosis should be renamed: that time you wanted sex but were more afraid of uterus pains and throwing up.
Or that time you did anyway and then instant regret.
Or that time you seriously considered whether pummeling your uterus would help :p
Let me draw you a sad pictogram of my life. It looks like a frowny uterus
Random thoughts I figured other women would relate to.
Reasons why PCOS sucks -_-
- It makes you look pregnant ,but won’t let you get pregnant.
- It gives you hair in all the places you DO NOT want it.
- It makes your hair fall out in all the places you DO want it.
- It makes it easy to gain weight.
- It makes it hard to lose weight.
Like what more do you want from me PCOS…… what more do you want. You completely ruined my life -_-.
HUZZAH!
My Endo check appointment today went beautifully! Looking for a bright white ring around the uterus and it was BRIGHT WHITE on the ultrasound - and a uterine thickness of 8-13mm, mine was 9.6! We’re MONEY!
We’re waiting for the phone call to confirm the transfer next week. It could be Wednesday, Friday or the following Monday, depending on how the lab schedule works out with our doctor’s schedule. My progesterone shots will start 6 days before the transfer and I’ll stop the Lupron the night before.
If it’s on WEDNESDAY - this is great because the sooner the better… and Tyler will be able to help me get around while I’m on my 3 days of bedrest afterward.
If it’s on FRIDAY - this is fine because I’ll miss less work, rest up over the weekend and go back for a partial day on Monday. (side note Tyler sucks because he’s leaving for a fishing trip this weekend. how is fishing even a priority right now? I won’t go there.)
If it’s on MONDAY - I GET TO SEE IRON MAN ON OPENING NIGHT.
So you see, it’s a win-win situation. Babies and RDJ will be in my life, one way or another…
RDJ wishes you all a happy Wednesday!
