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Every episode of 'Pawn Stars' ever.

  • guy: hey yeah I'd like to sell this thing that's been in my family for 202054 years.
  • rick: wow that's cool, and i really want it but let me get my expert friend who majored in 18th century philosophy/pottery and guns to come take a look at it
  • guy: aight that's gucci
  • expert: this thing is worth $500,000.
  • guy: k. so I'd like $500,000 for it.
  • rick: how about I just shit in your mouth and fuck your wife.
  • guy: well.....okay. yeah. that seems fair.
  • rick: that was a great sale.

the entirety of pawn stars is just

patron: oh hey i found the holy grail how much can i get for it

rick: the best we can do is 20$

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