A Paula Deen Thanksgiving show was on and I swear it sounded like a weird porno.
“Wanna taste my pie? Gurl, I wanna taste yo’ pie.”
Turns out that the Matron Saint of All Butter Everything and Diabeetus is a grade A bigot. It’s like finding out that Santa Claus killed the Tooth Fairy.
The headline is “allegedly” because the evidence is a video that the National Enquirer says they have, but it would be… less than surprising… to find out that it’s true.
Bonus racism: She says the ideal Southern wedding would involve having Black people dress like slaves and wait on the guests! It’s the Apartheid Wedding all over again!