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A Paula Deen Thanksgiving show was on and I swear it sounded like a weird porno.
“Wanna taste my pie? Gurl, I wanna taste yo’ pie.”
Butter & Bigotry: Paula Deen is Racist and Terrible
awesomelyluvvie.comTurns out that the Matron Saint of All Butter Everything and Diabeetus is a grade A bigot. It’s like finding out that Santa Claus killed the Tooth Fairy.
Paula Deen Allegedly Makes Racist Comments
huffingtonpost.comThe headline is “allegedly” because the evidence is a video that the National Enquirer says they have, but it would be… less than surprising… to find out that it’s true.
Bonus racism: She says the ideal Southern wedding would involve having Black people dress like slaves and wait on the guests! It’s the Apartheid Wedding all over again!