Wheel of Fortune Fail
RAP GAME PAT SAJAK
Sifu: Who is the host of Jeopardy?
BIOU: Alex Trebek.
Sifu: And who is the host of Wheel of Fortune?
BIOU: Pat Sajak.
Sifu: I see. And which one would you rather have sex with?
BIOU: Jesus! Pat Sajak.
Sifu: Pat Sajak? Really?
BIOU: Yes. He seems like he’d be more fun in bed, less serious.
Sifu: He’s the one who looks like Alfred E. Newman, right?
BIOU: Shut up.
Sifu: RIGHT?
BIOU: Yes.
Sifu: You wanna do it with Alfred E. Newman.
How come there are never Wheel of Fortune marathons? I could yell ’ stupid, don’t buy a vowel yet’ all day long.
I already submitted to the ticket lottery. I hope I get them. There was a option to leave Conan a note and I wrote this…
Hi CoCo!
Please give me & my friends tickets to your show! We promise to be the best audience members you’ve ever had! And tell Andy me and my friends said “Hi!”.
<3,
Lynnzie

I know…how lame. I couldn’t think of anything funny or amusing to write. Here’s hoping Team CoCo will look past my lameness and give me tickets anyways.