The 700 Club’s Pat Robertson is getting the comic-book treatment — and THEM has your exclusive first look!

On the cover, a shirtless Robertson, 82, is shown rocking’ his trademark abs, as he surrounds himself with two women in short-shorts and skirts. Clearly, the denouncer of feminism, homosexuality, abortion and liberal college professors knows how to live like the world is going to end in 1982, even in comic-book form!

“I was confident that these amazing artists would come up with a great look, but I was still blown away by their painting,” Robertson told THEM, adding, “What is this ‘mac and cheese’? Is that a black thing?”

In April, Robertson announced that he had teamed with Christian Coalition to release a comic book book, starring himself and his family.

“I grew up reading and then condemning comic books and now I get a chance to star in my own. I can’t wait for everyone to see what we are working on, be offended, blame Islam, hallucinate about talking to God, and then buy the next issue.”

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Televangelist Pat Robertson is back with urgent news for the world.  Guess what?  Jesus is not running for President of the U. S. of A.  Really Pat?  This is the kind of stupid twisted logic that many in the GOP say. Of course if you can’t vote for Jesus you have to vote for Mitt.

See Pat knows something we don’t know.  Shhss.  Obama is a secret Muslim.  This is what Pat said back in 2011.

“I don’t know if he was trained in a madrassa, one of those Muslim schools, but nevertheless that is his inclination,” Robertson said.

Now one thing I know is that a christian is suppose to use discernment and seek the truth.  Something that Pat and most right-wing christians do not understand or are they just lazy anti-intellectuals.  But that is the norm these days.  If you make up lies and propaganda for the GOP you get invited to speak at churches.  You get your own T.V. or radio show.  You get in the MIssouri Hall of Fame like Rush, along side Mark Twain (turning over in his grave). The more you lie, cheat, steal, the more they follow and honor you.

Here is the new deal.  Whenever you say you are a christian I’m going to say that your just being boastful or arrogant.  Real christians don’t have to tell people what they are. And Pat your not a christian.  Your a lunatic that should be locked away in a rubber room where your nonsense cannot hurt our nation, people of other faiths, gay people, and the most of all the truth.