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this is so fucking intense man.mp3
wwhat th’ muck did ye just fuckin’ shout ‘bout me, ye wwee scallywwag? i’ll havve ye be knowwin’ i graduated top ‘o me tavvern in th’ navvy seals, ‘n bin be invvolvved in numerous secret raids on al-quaeda, ‘n i havve ovver 300 confirmed kills. i be trained in gorilla wwarfare ‘n i be th’ top sniper in th’ entire us armed forces. ye be nothin’ to me but just another target. i gunna wwipe ye th’ muck out wwit’ precision th’ likes ‘o wwhich has nevver be seen before on ‘tis earth, mark me fuckin’ wwords. ye think ye can get awway wit’ sayin’ that shit-barnacles to me ovver th’ internet? think again, fucker. as wwe speakin’ i be contactin’ me secret netwwork ‘o spies across th’ usa ‘n ye ip be bein’ traced right noww so ye better prepare fer th’ storm, maggot. th’ storm that wwipes out th’ pathetic wwee thin’ ye call ye life. ye’re fuckin’ in davvy jones’ treasure chest, laddie. i can be anywwhere, anytime, ‘n i can murder ye in ovver sevven hundred wways, ‘n that’s just wwit’ me bare hands. not only be i extensivvely trained in unarmed combat, but i havve access to th’ entire arsenal ‘o th’ united states marine corps ‘n i gunna use it to its full extent to wwipe ye miserable ass off th’ face ‘o th’ continent, ye wwee shit-barnacles. if only ye could havve knowwn wwhat unholy retribution ye wwee “clevver” comment wwas ‘bout to brin’ beloww upon ye, maybe ye wwould havve held ye fuckin’ tongue. but ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, ‘n now ye’re payin’ th’ price, ye goddamn idiot. i gunna shit fury all ovver ye ‘n ye gunna drowwn in it. ye’re fuckin’ dead, kiddo. -paststuck dualscar
im fucking dead from this i was already sick so now i lost my voice after about thirteen attempts at doing this(i still cant say prepare wow tho)
List of Fanadventures I am currently reading:
Pastastuck - Dualp2ii (also has a rly good fantroll sideblog w/ a friend here )
You should read them if you’re interested in them. :o.
(p.s i am sorry 4 the pastastuck joke that’s been done 10920298+ times)






