In ten years . . .
- Jared Padalecki's kid: Dad, some kids at school today were calling me a funny name.
- JPad: Oh, don't mind them. I got called all sorts of names because of my height too. Once you get super sexy like I did, they'll all shut up.
- Jared Padalecki's kid: No, it wasn't about my height. They called me "the Padababy", and "Mini-Moose", "East", and "the new hope for Supernatural Reloaded". Uncle Jensen won't tell me what it means.
- JPad: . . .
- Jared Padalecki's kid: . . .
- JPad: . . .
- Jared Padalecki's kid: . . .
- JPad: Come, my child, it is time you knew. You see, a long time ago, when your uncle and I were young men, we were worshipped like gods. Young women flocked for the chance to lick our abs.
- Jared Padalecki's kid: You had abs?
- JPad: Oh yes, and much more. Come, my child, it is time I take you to the magical place, known as Tumblr.
- *cue "Carry on My Wayward Son"*
Fandoms this week
- Supernatural fandom: HOLY MOTHER OF PADABABY CAS IS COMING BACK. SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE
- Doctor Who fandom: AMY AND RORY ARE GOING TO BE ANGEL FOOD AND SPEAKING OF FOOD I WAS IN MARKS AND SPENCERS HOLDING AN AVOCADO.
- Hunger Games fandom: SWEET PEETA BUNS ONE MORE DAY. AND FUCK YOU SPOILERS.
- Legend of Korra fandom: OH MY KORRA TWOOOO FUCKING EPISODES ON FRIDAY SD;FJSALKJ;DA
- People who are a fan of all four: *dies from premature heart attack and asphyxiation*
Think about how awkward Career day's going to be for the Padababy during Elementary School.
Teacher: And what about you Mister Padalecki. What do your mommy and daddy do for a living?
Mini-Pada: ……Well….. My daddy and my uncle are hunters….
Teacher: Oh! What do they hunt, sweetie?
Mini-Pada: ….. My mommy.
And then Jared’s sitting in the back of the classroom in his hunting jacket and long hair with all of the professionally dressed dads. And he’s just like
“THAT’S MY BOY!”
