oz-xiii replied to your photo: Shipper goggles is when you look at prettyful art…
reverse the order of the images, and it’s suddenly a story about Dick finally telling Bruce where he lives in Chicago (not that he doesn’t already know), and he’s come to visit. Bruce dressed up all spiffy for Dick, and dick’s just gotten back from..
.. a late patrol and getting changed as Bruce knocks on the door. (God damn character limits). =w=
Once Dick realises it’s Bruce, he lets him in — still in the process of taking off his clothes.
And IDK about Bruce, but my eye would be drawn straight to that little dip in his costume, just above a certain strategic area… (and he gets mad at himself because he figures if Dick caught him, it would just make him even more irritated with Bruce)
Meanwhile, Dick is trying not to stare at Bruce who looks very tasty in his smart-casual suit. (Because he is mad at Bruce, damn it.)
They both last about 10 seconds before they start making out frantically, knocking furniture over, bouncing off walls, maybe eventually landing somehow on Dick’s couch/bed.
All the while Dick is going “I’M STILL UNHAPPY WITH YOU BROOSE”, but you couldn’t tell by the way he’s grinding up against the man, gasping for breath and kissing him hard every other moment. XD
OH YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE. I was literally just feeling sorry for myself because what is DCnU i hates it and then you leave all these wonderful comments ♥
rewindlust replied to your post: heacanon that i’ve been thinking about for a long…
i like this
Yes, good, this is good.
*squishes you both* alright, maybe i won’t delete it after all then. :P
…They probably inspire lots (and lots and lots) of RPF fics in-universe. Some one would analyze their body language and like “C’mon, the billionaire and his ~ward are totes fucking” and someone else “Can no one hold hands w/o calling gay anymore?!”
“ffs, sharing a bed with your ward is completely innocent what is wrong with you people B|”
(LOL, here’s a crack idea: Tim as the #1 Bruce/Dick shipper in-universe. Even after he became Robin. Once in a while gets a hankering to go into the chat rooms and anonymously leave his 2 pence. XD Steph and Cass hear about it, and after mocking him mercilessly about it, start chipping in: “omg Batman totally held on to Nightwing longer than he had to”)
This is beautiful and I LOVE IT, because I don’t think either are really into PDA, except maybe when Bruce has to keep up the playboy appearances. But it’s like their love for each other is their little secret and they only show it to each other
Yes yessss this ♥ And even then any gestures would be accompanied by that Brucie Wayne wink and nudge and Dick can’t take those seriously at all. But I do really like the idea that even in private, unless they were in the bedroom or something, they’d maybe limit themselves to just shoulder pats. But they’d be very
erotic emotional shoulder pats. XD
This is great! Though I also like to think that their thing is also prickly and difficult, and sometimes they DON’T talk for weeks, but even THAT has a weird relationship vibe to it. (Love the idea of in-universe RPF tho XD)
No, you’re right, I can see that! I mean, them having rough patches and being irritated with each other and not talking for a while until one of them makes up with the other. XD (Maybe usually Dick.)
(I love how I only just remembered that I even wrote a fic about them fighting, lol… XD)
But yeah, even in the comics their relationship straddles that weird line between “awesome pals who work great together & rely on each other” to “I want to throttle that stubborn ass”.
oz-xiii replied to your post: Headcanon: you bought a red bucket from the dollar…
:O Who is the costume for?
oz-xiii replied to your post: oz-xiii replied to your photo: Shipper goggles is…
oH MY, OH YeS. (those red arrows help with where Bruce’s eye go) and, Dick is all, WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY CROTCH, YOU HAVEN’T SAID SORRY YET, so Bruce starts **** and kinda mumbles “sorry” while doing so, and Dick just says OKAY YOU’re FORGIVeN
No apology = No Dick/dick*, Broose B|
* Or just Dick, because HEY MAYBE Bruce secretly calls his dick Dick haha
(And all the while Dick is trying not to be distracted by the fact that he wants to lick Bruce from head to toe and do dirty things to that fine suit of his)
motherfuckingnazgul replied to your post: cries self to sleep why does everyone think i’m a…
slytherins are cool?????
cooler than ravenclaws at least B)
oz-xiii replied to your post: cries self to sleep why does everyone think i’m a…
I thought, actually, you’d be a ravenclaw, like…. Always in search of more knowledge (on tommy Elliot)
yeAH the consensus seems to be split between people thinking I’m a Ravenclaw and people thinking I’m a Slytherin… I think the latter fits me a bit better though. I’ll just be a knowledge-seeking Slytherin I think :’)