- Me: Ugh, the new Oz movie is terrible. I can't believe they managed to make a Frank L Baum book series into being just about a sleezy dude. He must be rolling over in his grave right now.
- Dad: Wait.
- Dad: How did they even find a male character in a Baum book with enough lines to make a movie about him?
- Dad: ...none of these people ever read the books, did they.
