- friend: I think I've finally learned the names of every member of the Beatles
- me: okay? awesome, lets hear it
- friend: well, there's Paul McCartney, ofcourse, Ringo Starr and...
- me: yeah?
- friend:
- me: he wrote Imagine
- friend:
- me: the surname rhymes with lemon
- friend: yes, John Lemon
- me:
- me:
- me:
- friend: and Eric Clapton
god im trying to look for short haircuts cause i cannot deal w/ this mop anymore
but i keep getting flashbacks of that time I founds like the really bad, illinois mom mullet, and posted it like ‘hahhah wow this is ugly’
and then ian made a pun, and suddenly i had hundreds and hundreds of notes all over my dash telling me how ‘hair elitist’ (?????) i was and ‘wow mby u shouldn’t judge other by there hair ASSHOLE…’
?????????????????????internet?????????????????????????
