- Mary Margret: You know we could have used your help finding Regina.
- Ruby: Yeah. I would have been good at that. And then I could have tracked down Tamara and Greg after you lost them and got the fail safe back. Or better yet, I could have used my super wolf speed and strength to beat them all up so that they couldn’t get away. I also probably could have saved Neal. I would have made a huge difference.
- Mary Margret: So where were you?
- Ruby: Well, you don’t really have the best track record with keeping people’s loved ones alive. And now that you’ve moved on to killing off Grandmothers, what with Cora being Henry’s Grandmother I’ve decided it would probably be best if we cut ties. Granny’s my only family left after all.
- Mary Margret: But…
- Ruby: Yeah, see ya around.
- Emma: You know what Gold? I'm really warming up to the idea of you as an in-law.
- Gold: Oh really?
- Emma: Yeah. You make a pretty good guard dog and your magic comes in handy a lot but, mostly, you're the only one with deep enough pockets to finance the therapy we're all gonna' need after this.
- Gold: And what makes you think that I'll pay for that?
- Emma: Well you don't have to. I'm sure you we can all just talk things through like normal adults in a healthy way.
- Gold:
- Emma:
- Gold: So do you want my MasterCard or the Visa?
- Emma: Better give me both.
The Full Saga of Belle Vs. Parking Meters
- Belle's First Encounter
- RUMPLESTILTSKIN: There's a lot for you to adjust to in this world. Baby steps, yes? Just a stroll down the block should be a sufficient start.
- BELLE: I'll be fine, Rum. I can handle walking up and down the street just fine.
- RUMPLESTILTSKIN: If you insist.
- BELLE:
- BELLE:
- BELLE: See, this isn't so-- WHAT IN THE NAME OF SATAN'S ASSCRACK IS THAT BLOODY THING. LET'S GO, RUM. WE NEED TO GO. YOU NEED TO GET ME AWAY FROM THIS SHIT RIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKING INSTANT.
- RUMPLESTILTSKIN: That's a parking meter, dearie.
- Charming's First Impression
- RUMPLESTILTSKIN: Charming! Can you spare a moment?
- CHARMING: Depends on what for.
- RUMPLESTILTSKIN: Remember that chat we had a while back in regards to my, ah, brief flicker of light?
- CHARMING: Vividly.
- RUMPLESTILTSKIN: Well, there's someone I'd like you to meet. This is-- Belle? Blast, where'd she get off to now?
- BELLE: MAYBE YOU'LL THINK TWICE ABOUT STARING ME DOWN NOW, YOU BLOODY BASTARD.
- CHARMING: The chick attacking the parking meter? Really?
- RUMPLESTILTSKIN:
- CHARMING:
- RUMPLESTILTSKIN: This has been sort of an off week.
- The Attack
- RUMPLESTILTSKIN: ..Belle? Everything all right?
- BELLE: Fine, Rum. I'm just going out for a stroll.
- RUMPLESTILTSKIN: A stroll, eh?
- BELLE: Mh-hm.
- RUMPLESTILTSKIN: At 3 am. Dressed in solid black. With a hot poker.
- BELLE: I can't let him have the last word.
- RUMPLESTILTSKIN: It's a parking meter, dearie. For the hundredth time, it wasn't "being saucy" with you.
- The Reckoning
- EMMA: Gold.
- RUMPLESTILTSKIN: Emma. To what do I owe the pleasure?
- EMMA: Well, I have a bill here for damages to city property. It seems your girlfriend's been the slightest bit... intense.
- RUMPLESTILTSKIN: Belle!
- BELLE: Rum!
- RUMPLESTILTSKIN: Would you care to explain to Sheriff Swan about your new collection?
- BELLE: Ah, yes, my mighty conquest! The Meters of the King of Par stood not a chance.
- RUMPLESTILTSKIN: You’ll be paying for this from your book budget.
- BELLE: I think fucking not.
- RUMPLESTILTSKIN:
- BELLE:
- EMMA:
- RUMPLESTILTSKIN: You can just put it on my tab.
Can someone please explain to me why David and Jefferson are the major Rumbelle shippers? Also, as a Rumbelle fan, I would totally love more convos between them- actually, a Lacey/Gold would be hilarious.
Well Jefferson is the one who let Belle out of the asylum in S1 so that’s where that idea came from. David has been giving Gold wingman type advice this season and a lot of people (myself included) like the idea of Gold and David being bros in general.
And I’ll see what I can do with the requests!
