if jennifer lawrence wins tumblr is gonna be insufferable if jessica chastain wins she’s going to be insufferable can we please give it to the cute girl with puppydog purse
movie musicals MUSICALS movies musucals MUSicALs MOVIES AAAACGhH
eddie and amanda hugging im gonna CRY
no one cares about fucking ted
it’s like twenty to three in the a.m. im bored can les mis perform i sleep
we’re 15 minutes in and i’m bored out of my mind
FUCKING BRADLEY COOPER
OH GOD I’M STRESSING OUT
the servicewoman in the back on the left looks like she’s in love with the back of michelle obama’s head
Ryan Seacrest probably loves Quvenzhane Wallis cause she’s the one interviewee he can look in the eyes
seth macfarlane looks young for his age because he is still mentally a middle school boy and its arresting his physical growth
why couldn’t michelle obama host the oscars tho
i dreamed a dream that the oscars finally ended
everyone is struggling leo superglued the envelopes tonight
because you can’t give the award if you don’t know who it goes to
of all the jokes to cut, the one you thought you cut was about the kardashians?
not the bulimia joke?
not the pedophilic joke about the 9 year old nominee?
not the entire musical number about boob jokes?
okay, seth mcfarlane
i am crying actual tears right now because i just tried to explain to my family why seth macfarlane’s jokes are misogynistic and terrible and? they’re calling me humorless and saying i need to lighten up and its so fucking frustrating
somewhere Lea Michele is weeping exclamation marks