I'm just saying what if the swimming anime was not so much a swimming anime than it is actually an anime about aspiring hot young actors filming a commercial for a new type of lube

“It comes in a bottle so you can fling it at everything!”

“Everything comes off so easily now!”

“You’ll love it so much you’ll want to swim in it!” cue underwater yaoi

“What are you waiting for? Go get some and fill up a pool with it right now!”

“On your mark, get set, YAOI!”

Yes ok I’m done with myself.