- Mom: What do you want for christmas this year?
- Me: One Direction merch.
- Mom: ...thats all? What about that guitar?
- Me: If you can get it signed by Niall.
- Mom: What about clothes?
- Me: One Direction shirts, shoes, bracelets...underwear.
- Mom: What?
- Me: What?
- Mom: Anyway, what if I cant get any One Direction stuff?
- Me: Then just give me cash for christmas.
- Mom: Why?
- Me: I'll get the "Stuff" myself.
