#226: Wet Dream.
- Harry: You watched as Harry sat up in the bed his shirt sticking to his chest from the sweat. He ran his hand over his face as a groan left his lips once his eyes trailed down to his underwear. “Fuck.” He mumbled under his breath letting his feet hit the ground and standing up. “What’s wrong Harry?” You asked with a raised brow. A small giggle made it past your lips after taking notice of the wet spot on the front of his underwear, “Did you—did you pee yourself Harry?” You asked between a fit of laughter and he narrowed his eyes at you. “Isn’t pee.” Was all he said as he headed toward the bathroom for a shower. “Seriously Harry…don’t you think you’re a bit old for dreams like that?” You asked with raised brows and he let out another groan. “[Y/N] shut up.” He grumbled over his shoulder closing the door behind him as he continued to glare at you.
- Zayn: Tearing your eyes off the television you glanced down at Zayn as he let out another muffled moan and his arm around you tightened. “Fuck…keep sucking.” He mumbled into his pillow and you stared down at him with knitted brows for a second before you let your eyes trail back to the TV. After a few moans fell from his slumber lips you gave him a light tap on the shoulder, “Babe get up…” You spoke softly as you release yourself from his hold, “C’mon Z.” You leaned closely to his ear and he reluctantly pried his eyes open letting out a small yawn. “Aw man…it wasn’t real.” He grumbled as he readjusted his underwear underneath the blanket. “Sadly no.” You chuckled and he rolled over in bed wrapping his arm back around you. “Well maybe we can make it real.” He tiredly smirked at you. “Go back to sleep Zayn…” You gave him a light shove and he shook his head as a chuckle slipped past. “Not tired anymore…” He winked at you.
- Niall: “Keep going…” He moaned causing you to look up from your book as he clutched onto the couch cushion tightly. “Yeah [Y/N] like that…” He spoke softly as you bit down on your lower lip and tried focusing on the book in hand. He let out a few more stifled moans before you picked up a pillow a chucked it over to him, hitting him in the face. “Niall…go in the room with that okay.” You mumbled returning your gaze back to your book as he dropped the pillow running his hand through his hair. “I…I didn’t even do anything.” He groaned tiredly looking back at you. “You were a bit loud in your sleep Ni.” You rolled your eyes and he looked at you with raised brows, “I can’t focus on this book if you keep moaning.” You breathed as a small chuckle slipped from his lips. “Sorry ‘bout that. Think you can put that book down and join me in the shower?”
- Liam: Popping your head from in the bathroom you stared over at a sleeping Liam lying on his face, “[Y/N]…” He moaned into the pillow. “What Li? I'm trying to finish my hair.” You asked leaning against the door with the brush still in hand. “Don’t tease me.” He murmured as you inched over to where he laid and sat beside him a smile tugging at your lips. “Liam wake up.” You spoke into his ear softly and he continued to let out constant moans. “If you wake up maybe we can make your dream real.” You breathed smoothing your thumb over his cheek as his eyes fluttered open slowly. He ran his hand over his face, wiping at is eyes a bit before staring up at you, “I figured that would get your perverted self up.” You said jokingly as he tiredly furrowed his brows. “Huh?” He asked sitting up on his elbows as you shook your head in response. “Nothing Liam…mind me asking what you were dreaming about. I think I have a clue.”
- Louis: You bit down on your lower lip as another obscenity left Louis’s lips, “Shit [Y/N]…” He murmured with a bit of drool making its way down the corner of his mouth. “I'm close…” He moaned out before you slapped him across his bare chest waking him up instantly. “What the fuck?” He groaned as he stared over at you while bringing his hand over the already reddening mark along his chest. “You were close…I didn’t want to risk the blanket getting messy you’re not wearing underwear after all.” You grinned over at him as he narrowed his eyes at you, “I must say though it was really entertaining to watch the whole thing.” You finished as he swung his legs over the bed grabbing his underwear from the floor and sliding them back on. “You know instead of worrying about me making a mess you could have just put me in your mouth…mess avoided.” He smirked over his shoulder at you.
Preference #174: Another Boy Has a Wet Dream About You
Harry: “I swear!” Zayn chuckled under his breath, tugging Harry towards the bunks on the tour bus, “He said it!” Harry narrowed his eyes and followed Zayn, “He said it? He better hope he didn’t say it…,” his voice mumbled as his eyes got dark. He was the only one allowed to think about you that way. Sure enough, Zayn motioned for Harry to be quiet, gently tugging the curtain to Niall’s bunk open. “Ermph…,” Niall moaned quietly, turning over, “[Y/N]…” Harry’s eyes got wide as he hit Niall, Niall jumping awake from his sleep and knocking his head on top of the bunk, “Who!?”
Louis: “Aw, he’s had a long day,” you giggled as you cuddled up to Louis, Harry having falling asleep on your opposite couch. He was staying with you for a few days, and you consistently teased him for his occasional childlike mannerisms. “He’s like a kid sometimes,” Louis chuckled, leaning down to kiss your forehead. Harry shuffled in his sleep, your name slipping from his lips. Both you and Louis froze, staring at him. “He didn’t…,” Louis’ eyes narrowed. But sure enough, it happened again, and louder. “Oh… [Y/N]…” You giggled, “That’s not very childlike…”
Liam: “You brought home someone else,” Liam said good-naturedly, swinging the door open to reveal you and Zayn. “What can I say,” you shrugged, shoving Zayn towards the guest room, “He was drunk.” Liam shook his head and followed after you, the both of you helping get a nearly passed out Zayn into bed. “Mm, [Y/N]…,” Zayn suddenly moaned, muffled by alcohol and pillows. Liam froze and straightened up, staring at Zayn, and you could see his countenance switch. “Ssh, Li,” you giggled, tugging on his shirt to get him to leave the room, “He’s drunk and passed out. He doesn’t mean it.” Liam grumbled after you, “Well, we’ll see in the morning.”
Niall: “I just miss her,” Niall pouted, lounging across the couch on the tour bus, complaining to Liam. “I know you do,” Liam sighed, “It’s hard you know. That’s why Dani and I-” But he trailed off, noticing Niall’s expression. “Nah,” Liam waved it off with a smile, “You two are better than we were,” Liam winked, and Niall started laughing. “Good save, man.” Down the hall from the bunks, a muffled groan elicited their attention. “Sounds like Harry misses someone, too…” Liam started giggling. Niall jumped up from his seat and listened closely, sure enough, your name was falling out of Harry’s lip, accompanied with some choice verbs. “Oh, well I’ll be damned…”
Zayn: “How are you and [Y/N] doing, man?” Liam asked, the five of the boys settling into the jet. “We’re good, man,” Zayn smiled, before his smiled began to falter, “But it’s been a month,” Zayn whined, fidgeting on the plane, “I can’t do another four without [Y/N].” “I know,” Liam sighed, “It really sucks. But I’m sure you can fly her out, right?” “Yeah,” Zayn shrugged, “She’ll join us after she finishes her uni finals.” Liam and Zayn were suddenly snapped over to Louis, who began moaning in his sleep. “Oh… [Y/N]… right there…” Zayn’s eyes got wide, and before Liam could stop her, he landed a little hit to Louis’ side. Louis’ eyes snapped open, recollecting his dream and turning red. “Um… sorry?”
When Harry Bakes Cupcakes...
- Niall: This is so yummy can i have another?
- Zayn: Thats the fourth one tonight mate, you're gonna get diabetes.
- Niall: ...What.
- Liam: You'll ruin the boys innocence!
- Zayn: You're supposed to be the responsible one!
- Liam: Why cant you just-
- Louis: Oh yeah and you'll get fat.
- Niall: ....
- Niall: ....
- Niall: -bursts out crying- I DONT WANNA BE FAT!
- Harry: Oh my poor baby come here you can have all the cupcakes you want.
- Zayn: Look what you do
- Louis: Excuse me, I wasn't the one who brought up 'diabetes' dumbsh-
- Harry: : Cover your ears Niall! -holds his head-
- Liam: LOUIS AND ZAYN GO WASH DISHES.
- Louis & Zayn: But-
- Liam: LISTEN TO DADDY.
- Niall: Uh oh I think I got frosting in my hair.
- Zayn: Want me to help you get it out?
- Liam: OUT.
- Harry: Why can't I just bake cupcakes in peace like a normal teenage boy .-.