1D's online dating profiles.
- Louis: Interested in men. Men with brown curly hair. Men with beautiful green eyes. Men with 4 nipples. Men that can sing. Men named Harry Styles.
- Harry: Interested in Louis Tomlinson.
- Liam: Interested in girls who wear lots of clothes. Enough so that their fathers won't be worried when they go out.
- Niall: Interested in chicken. Chicken from Nandos.
- Zayn: I don't need anyone, I have a mirror.