These few things will be the death of me:

These V-lines

That smile

That look on his face

That hair

That cheesiness

All that sexiness

I just don’t know what to do with my ovaries anymore.

1D's online dating profiles.

  • Louis: Interested in men. Men with brown curly hair. Men with beautiful green eyes. Men with 4 nipples. Men that can sing. Men named Harry Styles.
  • Harry: Interested in Louis Tomlinson.
  • Liam: Interested in girls who wear lots of clothes. Enough so that their fathers won't be worried when they go out.
  • Niall: Interested in chicken. Chicken from Nandos.
  • Zayn: I don't need anyone, I have a mirror.
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