The closest I’ve ever got to sex was that 3 second lap dance you get when people walk through the aisle in the movies

“I feel that the cinema is a place where secrets are told. It’s a place where we can travel to intimate places, to homes and bedrooms, and witness private moments that reflect our own lives.”

—Derek Cianfrance talking about The Place Beyond the Pines

IF YOU ARE A HETALIA FAN YOU WILL DO THIS.

On December 25th, at midnight, everyone should go outside and sing the song, “Marukaite Chikyuu”, SO THE YOU COULD HEAR THE WHOLE WORLD SINGING IT AND WOULD MAKE HISTORY! It would be epic,ONLY SING THE VERSION OF THE COUNTRY YOUR FROM! But they’re all in Japanese. SO PLEASE LEARN THE SONG AND SING IT ON DECEMBER 25!

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Imagine Twitter existing in the 1980s and 90s and Michael had a Twitter

  • Michael: on my way to the stadium #BadTour
  • Michael: Dang these girls are cute! #Fishing
  • Michael: @JanetJackson I love my baby sister. You're the best, Dunk.
  • Michael: Mac just pushed me in the pool. I'm gonna kill him. Haha
  • Michael: To my fans.. I love you all. From the bottom of my heart. #LOVE
  • Michael: If you believe what's going on right now... I'm so sorry. But you don't know the truth.
  • Michael: Lisa Marie #IThinkImInLove
  • Michael: If this is love then its bullshit.
  • Michael: Found a new girl. She's better than the last.
  • Michael: IM A DADDY!
  • Michael: Prince, you are my life #Fatherhood
  • Michael: I'm a daddy! Again! #ItsAGirl
  • Michael: she's beautiful.
  • Michael: two babies, one dad. Haha
  • Michael: on tour again. #letsdothis
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