if i was your girlfriend i'd feed you peanut butter all the time with celery and when we'd hang out i'd probably be really embarrassed on how little i know about punk rock but i'd listen to you endlessly about it and i'd read hemingway with you so that we could talk about how great he is and how great that line was and i'd buy you tickets to see some awesome shakespeare play and pay everyone in the audience a dime to catch you so you could do a crowd dive with no fear and a lot of comfort!!!!

If you were my girlfriend, I’d be the happiest person ever!