@lolshan, still mad at you.

• Me: I can't wait to go to UCSB, the campus is so pretty and the people are so cool, I have everything planned out. It's going to be so much fun! I
• Shan: Did you know that 1 in every 5 people at UCSB have STDs?
• Me: ... what the fuck... are you serious.. thanks for ruining my entire future.