OK Cupid (aka Self-Afflicted Torture)
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Him:
Wow. You are stunning.
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Me:
Well, thank you! That's nice of you to say.
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Him:
Do you have a booty?
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Me:
DELETE.
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**Yes, Mal, all of my photos are from waist up & from the front! Now I know that I have to take photos from the back. (NOTHANKYOU)