How to not date a fat girl - OKC edition

*Mention her ‘thickness’ in a message

*Explain that you are generally not attracted to fat girls, but she is the exception

*Talk about her tits/ass/stomach/basically anything physical

*Tell her she’s not fat, she’s beautiful

*Send a one word message, ex. “Hi”

* Demonstrate in your introduction how you didn’t even read her profile and just looked at her pictures

*Mention your dick.  At all.  Anywhere.

*Assume that she will message you back because she’s fat and obviously desperate

shoutout to okcupid for having those questions like “do you think there are times someone is obligated to have sex with you?” or “do you think women should be required to shave their legs?” 

because its like sneakily asking “are you a giant douchebag?” without the stupid male realising it. 

When old dudes message me on OkCupid, I assume they have amnesia and can't remember how old they are, so I help them out.

  • Him: When you're sitting around the campfire how do you like to cook your marshmallow?
  • Me: You're 47.
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