Unf Hooker!Jolras

Enjolras was sat on his bed, working through his history paper for university. His head was deep in Napoleonic wars when his work phone rang. Scowling, he picked it up. “What do you want, Thenardier?” A pause. “Right… where to?” Another pause. “And… you what? What’s that supposed to mean? …Thenardier?” He threw his phone down as the other man hung up on him. Scowling, the blonde got ready and within an hour was knocking on a stranger’s door.

((the ‘you what?’ this means insert your own surprise or something. I.E ask-jehan-p wants him in a pink dress… so please specifyyyyy. Could be virgin-ness, weird clothing, kinky fetish, whatever. Somebody please dom the fuck out of him and make him your little SubbyJolras))

“Oh yes there are worse things than being alone but it often takes decades to realize this and most often when you do it's too late and there's nothing worse than too late”

—Charles Bukowski

Text » M&E

  • Elise: Is... uh... princess here bothering you?
  • Finland: We break up.
  • Sweden: Why?
  • Finland: Because of the Eurovision night.

successfully convincing your friends to join your fandom feels like

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“I have converted beings into our likeness, master”

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