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How Supernatural found themsevles in a relationship they don't even understand with Homestuck: The Suckish Script

  • Supernatural: *has a crush on hetalia*
  • Hetalia: *hangs out with homestuck in favor of supernatural*
  • Homestuck: *gets comforted by the hetalia fandom*
  • Supernatural: *gets jealous*
  • Supernatural: *vows to get hetalia and beat up homestuck*
  • Supernatural: *starts to bully homestuck*
  • Homestuck: *realizes that Supernatural has black feelings for him and starts fighting him*
  • Supernatural: *fights back*
  • Homestuck: *agressively macks out with the supernatural fandom*
  • Supernatural: *agressively macks out back, wondering in the back of their minds what are they doing*
  • Narrator: The two procced to mack out for a while, before they go back to Homestuck's place to fill a pail.
  • In the morning after, Homestuck is calling the Hetalia fandom about their new Kismesis, and Supernatural fandom attempts to get so drunk that they fall in a coma.

I’M DONE WITH FRESHMAN YEAR 

a string of thoughts from freshman year.

young and ignorant, with eyes of black
I thought my world was only beautiful
when it shook and blurred and I smiled because
you did. you took a step and I stumbled
four and swayed in your best friend’s arms. I
measured the liquid fire in kisses you left on my
lips, and the constructed words that would
lead him to the small of my back. you slept and
they turned off the lights and I threw
rum in the ceramic kitchen sink. artificial colours
danced on the screen and I fell over, caught only by
the euphoria of carelessness and the painless glass
I was suddenly under. seconds or hours
or minutes later, I was in his arms and you
were passed out on the linoleum floor. and so I danced
down double yellow lines and made love to the pipe
and the taste of his tongue;
it was only when the night stole away and the
rain laughed in my face that I looked in the mirror.

trying this again

  1. New York
  2. Washington
  3. Nevada
  4. Utah
  5. California
  6. Alaska
  7. South Dakota
  8. North Dakota
  9. South Carolina
  10. North Carolina
  11. Georgia
  12. New Jersey
  13. New Mexico
  14. Arizona
  15. Rhode Island
  16. Florida
  17. Minnesota 
  18. Mississipi
  19. Montana
  20. NEBRASKA OMG IS THAT ONE
  21. Hawaii
  22. Texas
  23. Ohio
  24. Pennsylvania
  25. CONNECTICUT ?
  26. WYOMING

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sometimes i laugh because people actually belive that harry styles and taylor swift are dating

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