Yum, A Diamond For Dinner
#oddnews #diamond #Marbella #stomach #x-ray
The Associated Press
MADRID, Spain - Spanish authorities say a
$16,500 diamond was found in a thief’s stomach after he was taken
to a hospital for an X-ray.
A British tourist reported that a purse with the diamond in it
was stolen by two well-dressed men who entered a restaurant in the
beach resort of Marbella.
Police said in a statement Wednesday that officers later stopped
a car with four men with criminal records, and found the purse
inside the car.
An officer saw one of the men put his hand to his mouth, like he
was hiding something. The man was taken to a medical center, where
the X-ray revealed the diamond in his stomach. The detained men
were not identified.
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Lobster In A Pocket...
#oddnews #D’lberville #NathanMarkHardy #lobster #WaynePayne #WinnDixie
The Associated Press
D’IBERVILLE, Miss. - A 35-year-old Mississippi man has been
is accused of attempting to walk out of a D’Iberville grocery store
without paying for food items that he had stuffed into his pockets.
It’s a good thing the rubber bands didn’t break.
Police Chief Wayne Payne says Nathan Mark Hardy was arrested on
Saturday after allegedly being caught stuffing food into this cargo
shorts - two bags of jumbo shrimp, a pork loin and two live
lobsters.
Payne says Hardy, of Biloxi, tried to escape by throwing the
pork loin at employees at the local Winn Dixie but fell while
running away. Hardy was arrested at the scene.
The shoplifting charge is a misdemeanor, but Hardy remained
Wednesday in the Harrison County jail with no bond pending a
hearing on a probation violation.
Drunk Moose In A Tree
#oddnews #moose #PerJohansson #Goteborg #Sweden
The Associated Press
STOCKHOLM - A seemingly intoxicated moose has been
discovered entangled in an apple tree by a stunned Swede.
Per Johansson says he heard a roar from his vacationing
neighbor’s garden in southwestern Sweden late Tuesday and went to
have a look. There, he found a female moose kicking about in the
tree. The animal was likely drunk from eating fermented apples.
With the help of police and rescue services, the 45-year-old
Johansson later managed to set the moose free in part by sawing off
tree branches.
But the animal appeared confused and wandered into Johansson’s
garden, where she was still resting Thursday.
Other neighbors in the Goteborg suburb Saro had seen the animal
sneaking around the area for days. Johansson said the moose
appeared to be sick, drunk or “half-stupid.”
Jamie Lynn's Breastfeeding Cover
shine.yahoo.comWTF, seriously?
However, one of the women said, “It’s so funny that the women who ask breast-feeding parents to cover up wouldn’t write to Victoria’s Secret to ask them to take down their ads.”
Touche.
Restaurant In Houston Locked Family In Restaurant 4 Not Tipping!
houston.eater.com
A family says that a Houston seafood restaurant located in West Houston, off of Hwy 6, locked them inside the restaurant and called the police after they refused to pay a gratuity. This happened at LA Fisherman, and the girl looked broke as fuck anyway with those Queen Latifah Set It Off braids! People waitresses and waiters work for tips. Be kind and tip them at least 5 dollars if they do a good job. I tipped this one young lady 7 dollars she was soooo fucking happy prolly, the highest tip she got working at Razzos. I mean a lot of black folks in Houston do eat there, and yes we can be cheap SOMETIMES. If you can’t afford to go out to eat don’t fucking go! I went out to eat the other night and seen a family with kids and the whole family all ordered WATERS! I wouldn’t want my child drinking nasty tap water in the first place. If you can’t afford to go out to eat stay your ass home and cook! LMAOOO!!!!
Here’s the video of what the girl looks like click on the link for video.
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