Happy Valentines Day<3
Roses are Red
Gaston just got pruned
I want Rumbelle smut
That NTIC would approve
I want ribbons and spanking
And Rutherglen love affairs
I want priests breaking vows
And Beast Rush stroking Belles hair
I want Begbie and Danny and Hiero and Ives
I want Plunkett under skirts
And anyelle in my life
Happy Valentines day to the best fandom on earth
And to Rumplestiltskin and Belle
They may be apart but
True Love can break any curse.
A Bed of Thorns, chapter 81
- Interviewer: So, mother cat, how do you feel about the scandalous goings-on in your new home?
- Cat: BUSY. EATING. *snorks down more liver* GO AWAY.
- Interviewer: So, Belle, how --
- Belle: Busy. Fucking. *moans* Come back later.
- Interviewer: Rumpel --
- Rumpelstiltskin: *glares and gestures*
- Interviewer: RIBBIT. *Hops away froggily trailing purple smoke*
What's the hottest smut the Rumbelle fandom has ever produced?
Wow. Now there’s a question. I don’t know if I can pick just one, so I’m going to mention a few favorites:
Nym’s Bed of Thorns. Chapter 58, Petals on the Water, is probably my fav smut scene.
Bad-faery’s Delicate and Rare it’s so hard to pick one from her, but there’s something about Gold’s vulnerability here that just does it for me. it’s an inversion of the usual ‘Gold knows more than Belle.’
Rufreepeach. Gods, if it’s hard to pick a bad-faery smut it’s all but impossible to pick on on of Ru’s. I really love the smut in Rumor Has it, but I think I have to go with the Time of Day series. Tuesday mid-afternoon is possibly my favorite.
And I have to pick Fyre’s Cheeky Little Bugger because it’s the fic that made me fall for the Graham/Bay ship, which I now ship hard. I know it’s not rumbelle but it springs from a rumbelle fic (and Inward Treasure has such lovely porn too. I love the one on the window ledge.)
There is so much hot porn in this fandom it’s ridiculous. These are a few of my fav, though.