Behind the Medic: I can just imagine the press conference... *shudder*
- Cranquis: *hacking cough, nasal congestion, etc*
- Mrs. Cranquis *as she nurses Baby Cranquis 2.0*: You know, maybe you'll get better quicker if you drink some breastmilk.
- Cranquis: Oh gross, quit with the breastmilk already!
- Mrs. Cranquis *giggling*: I could make you a milkshake.
- Cranquis: GROSSSSS.
- Mrs. Cranquis: Well they say it's full of immune-system boosters. Who knows, maybe it would cure your cold?
- Cranquis: That would be the WORST thing that could happen.
- Mrs. Cranquis: Why?
- Cranquis: Because then I'm stuck with an amazing cure for the common cold and the most embarrassing explanation ever.