Poor Nurse Joy

  • Nurse Joy: Welcome to our Pokemon Center.
  • Me: *presses A button repeatedly*
  • Nurse Joy: Here, we'll heal your Pokemon to perfect health.
  • Me: *presses A button repeatedly*
  • Nurse Joy: Shall we heal your Pokemon?
  • Me: *presses A button repeatedly*
  • Nurse Joy: Okay I'll take your Pokemon for a few seconds.
  • Me: *presses A button repeatedly*
  • Nurse Joy: WOULD YOU FREAKING STOP THAT? I'M HEALING YOU FRIGGIN POKEMON AS FAST AS I CAN, YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD. I'M HEALING YOUR POKEMON FOR FREE AND ALL YOU DO IS PRESS THAT A BUTTON NON-STOP ANNOYING THE HELL OUT OF ME NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ME AND I'M STUCK IN THIS POKE CENTER FOR LIFE WITH 100 OTHER LOOK-ALIKES IN EVERY OTHER TOWN THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS THANK ME FOR HEALING YOUR POKEMON BUT NO OF COURSE NOT
  • Me:
  • Nurse Joy: Thank you for waiting. We've restored you Pokemon to perfect health. We hope to see you again.
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