shakespeare would be proud
so rghayati and I just back-and-forthed some novakcest dialogue for early season five. in iambic pentameter.
(he was jacob. I was jimmy.)
JACOB
I know your body’s still un-uttered plea
but brother, you’re confusing this request
by Heaven for the penance of your need
to take to bed the kin of your own fl—
JIMMY
Oh Jacob, if you must have air to speak
would not that air be better off employed
to solve the case that forced us both to seek
this rotting, soggy town in Illinois?
JACOB
I’m saying, there’s an angel in the room—
the elephant of which you dare not speak—
and every tempted witch or shifted tomb
we’ve ever known is low, and frail, and weak
within the shadow of this wing-borne doom
that cherishes your body as unique.
JIMMY
But let us not forget, oh brother mine
that like as we two are, so is this fate
to have our bodies filled with light divine
and rode to wipe the earth an empty slate.
JACOB
While these grand aspects you would put to voice
of symmetry, along a burning line,
I say you do not understand the choice.
We burn! Now say: Infernal or Divine.
JIMMY
I say the time will come too soon for us
to choose, so why this urge to draw it near?
We may be doomed, as you so firmly trust
but in the meantime, there’s a monster here.
[FIC] but don't let the sun catch you crying (Jimmy, Bobby; PG)
Title: but don’t let the sun catch you crying
Fandom: Supernatural AU - Novakcest
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairing: Jimmy Novak, Bobby Singer. Jimmy/Jacob
Warning: Mentions of character death, a bit of gore
Notes: Trying to get back into the Novakcest groove! And apparently, angst is the way to go. So uh, yeah.
Summary: After the end.
Links: Livejournal link @ inktrain, Dreamwidth link @ mightyenas, AO3 link
PSA: automatic posts for AO3 fics
For anyone who posts in the Novakcest fandom tag AO3 (instructions on how to do that are here), I’ve set up astolat’s IFTTT method that should automatically create a tumblr post whenever a new work appears under that tag. Here’s an example of what that looks like, from ao3feed-elementary:
This means that you won’t have to manually post or reblog your fic posts onto this tumblr—the title, author, link, tags, etc. all show up in a text post, which goes up as soon as the fic gets posted. The post tags on tumblr will be #fics, #novakcest, and #ao3.
I’ve bookmarked all the Novakcest fics, both ones posted at the archive and ones that were posted on LJ or DW, but you’ll be easier to find if you’re under the fandom tag!
You actually watched it? XD Congratulations, you’re now part of our club known as We’ll-watch-anything-as-long-as-Misha-is-in-it-no-matter-how-bad-it-is.
Oh. Oh, oh, oh. “YOU ACTUALLY WATCHED IT?”
Yes.
Let me tell you something about that…sad excuse of a movie. I did watch it. Not once. Not twice. Not even three times. I have actually lost count. Four or five fucking times AT THE VERY LEAST I have sat through this fucking movie because of Misha’s fucking face. Callowyn loves it, for some godforsaken reason.
It is from this horrible, horrible movie that Novakcest was born! Novakcest is an AU where it’s two Mishas (Jimmy and Jacob Novak) instead of Sam and Dean (Dean is Castiel’s vessel though). Novakcest is pretty cool, but Stonehenge Apocalypse still sucks.
I didn’t watch that movie for Misha. I watched it for Cally. And I’M STILL MAD ABOUT IT. B|
ESPECIALLY BECAUSE
I FOUND
A THIRD COPY
IN MY ACTUAL MOVIE FOLDER A LITTLE WHILE AGO.
THREE
COPIES
THREE
SKFUGLSDKFJGLSDKFJGHLSDKJFGLSKDG
A, B, E?
A. Your current OTP
I feel like the easy answer is Dean/Cas because I tend to expend more feels on them, but Cas/Meg can make me as happy as Dean/Cas does in less complicated ways. Like, Dean/Cas is all WAAAAH BEAUTIFUL AGONYYYY but Cas/Meg is like “yay fucking and college AUs :)))”.
B. A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind
Jimmy/Castiel. Well, Jimmy&Castiel, I guess, and Claire&Castiel come to think of it. I was originally underwhelmed by the Novaks but then I was chatting with 22by7 and fell in love with her whole “magical childhood friend secretly grooming you for vesselhood through the years who takes you to the moon and miraculously heals your broken leg when you fall off the monkey bars and you love him you love him so much, and maybe he loves you too but his love is like that scene from that book where some guy accidentally pets a puppy to death, you’ll shatter under the weight of his love, you’ll want to be shattered, and maybe it’s not even love, but a duty to find you precious, and he tells you ‘soon’ and you want to say yes, you want it now” interpretation.
…so yeah.
E. Have you added anything stupid/cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what
Novakcest hahahahahaha where’s my main man Cally up top girl o/
unto dust commentary: jimmy/amelia vs hunting
[ask from thetimetravelinggiraffe: Oooh, I want the part that starts: “Of course he’s wanted to tell Amelia, he thinks, stirring the pancake batter viciously” through “What good would it do to tell her about the things that live in the dark when she might go her whole life without meeting them?” [And, ya know, if you wanted to talk about Kurt/Jacob too that’d be cool :)]
[This is Unto Dust again, in case that wasn’t obvious. In-line comments are bold.]
Cassiel is not a morning person and his brothers respect that. But there is always that one morning every year where he's up and cooking breakfast before most of the other members of the house start even waking up. No one ever asks him why he's up so early, he's grown man, he can do what he want. And one morning a year, Castiel wakes up to soft kisses and breakfast in bed, a silent thank you from the brother that he pulled back from the edge.
JNDFGJDFGHDJF
A-FUCKING-DORABLE.
SO CUTE.
I
CANNOT
HANDLE
THIS
CUTENESS
[EXPLODES]
dearest tumbles,
can you draw calvin-and-hobbes style? or do you know someone who can?
connectedly, how do you feel about claire novak and stuffed-animalstiel a la Unto Dust’s Mr Lumps?
ps cally called this post a clarion call. because she is the pun queen
