Pronouncing Australian cities: A guide
(don’t take this too seriously, please. Us Australians have lazy accents)
- Incorrect: SIDE-nee
- Correct: SID-nee
- Incorrect: MEL-born
- Correct: MEL-bin / MEL-ben
- Incorrect: Can-BARE-a
- Correct: CAM-bra (Yes. That’s really how we say it.)
- Incorrect: BRIS-bane
- Correct: BRIZ-bin / BRIZ-ben
- Incorrect: A-DEAL-aid
- Correct: ADD-el-aid
Darwin & Perth
- Try and fuck these up, I dare you.
EDIT: Oops, I forgot Hobart (HO-bart). But then again, who doesn’t forget Hobart?
- NEVER BEEN KISSED: Hey, I'm Blaine. Courage.
- SPECIAL EDUCATION: Kurt stop trying so hard.
- A VERY GLEE CHRISTMAS: Let's sing a flirty duet trololololol
- SILLY LOVE SONGS: omg leik gap guy ur sooo hot... What were you saying, Kurt?
- BLAME IT ON THE ALCOHOL: I might date girls now, sorry Klainers!
- SEXY: Lol... Kurt I'm going to overstep my boundaries and talk to ur dad about sex ed.
- ORIGINAL SONG: Singing about a dead bird? Omg that's SO HOT. Kurt, I must have you!
- BORN THIS WAY: Kurt I love you.
- PROM QUEEN: Kurt I love you.
- NEW YORK: Kurt I love you.
- THE PURPLE PIANO PROJECT: Kurt I love you.
- ASIAN F: Kurt I love you.
- FIRST TIME: Kurt I love you.
- EXTRODINARILY MERRY CHRISTMAS: Kurt I love you.
I am the only one left.
In the beginning, it hit slowly. And then it began to spread. It spread faster than you can believe and it seemed there was no hope to stop it. No one could have predicted how contagious the outbreak would become. One by one, it infected everyone. Resistance became futile. People began to accept their fate and give into it. At one point, it even began to infect me. I began to show the first signs of infection; the seemingly harmless symptoms that creep up on you. But somehow, I pulled through. I was immune. I fought off the infection before it became serious and returned to normal. But then I had to watch as my friends and loved ones succumbed to the infection. There was no way I could save them. I watched helplessly as the most serious symptoms took over the people I love; bloodshot eyes, extreme euphoria, fatigue. I tried everything I could to find a cure, but there was none.
Now I am the only one left.
I am the only one who doesn’t watch Teen Wolf.
Things I've learned from RPing.
- When site tumblrs open face claims, you’d better have one finger on the trigger and ready to send that ask.
- You’d better get to the part of the plot you want. Because the site may die tomorrow.
- Every family has at least six children who look nothing alike.
- If it has a penis, it can be shipped with Dianna Agron.
- Slashers write the best smut.
- Frustration can always be taken out in a vague passive aggressive post on Tumblr.
- When in doubt, use lyrics to Skinny Love as a thread title. Everyone does it.
- Small towns have more drama than big cities.
- She’s super sexy and terribly tragic. That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of repressed childhood memories.
- Adults spend a lot of time in online chat rooms.
- Everyone has an identical twin. If you think you don’t, you probably do.
- There are no black people.
Supernatural; from a (demented) destiel fangirl pov
this is Castiel
he’s an angel of the lord
This is Dean Winchester.
He’s an aquarius, enjoys long walks on the beach and loves him some pie
But he also will do anything to save this guy
this is Sam Winchester, Dean’s
little younger brother.
And as brothers (who gotta hug) they’d die for each other, and that’s exactly what Dean does.
Which brings us to that angel guy again
who gripped Dean tight and raised him peredition
I didn’t say it was gentle!
Since then they’ve been eye-sexing each other
and Cas doesn’t understand alot of Dean’s references
So as punishment for being confused he invades Dean personal space
at first it made him uncomfortable but one day he thought ‘what the heck’
and they’ve been boyfrans ever since.
Dean likes to tease Cas, and it pisses him off sometimes
So Cas picks moments where Dean is about to enjoy delicious burgers for rough sex
Did I forget to metion that Cas sacrifices alot and slams Dean into walls as a reminder?
but at the end of the day they work through their problems.
and sometimes they go on dates and they even bring Sam along and they all dance.
What might've been going on in AU!Sakura's mind
- Based on the idea that the most that she could be remember was based on appearances and the more obvious traits.
- On Ino: When did she get a backbone?
- On Tsunade: Where the hell did THOSE come from?!
- On Shizune: My goodness, she actually had them reduced...
- On Kiba & Akamaru: Since when did they become friends?
- On Shino: ....I thought he hated bugs with a passion. Now he's got bunch inside him?!
- On Hinata: Holy crap, she's actually covering herself!
- On Neji: These guys are letting this pervert free to walk the streets?!
- On Lee: He actually seems to be obeying the restraining order.
- On Choji: What did he do: eat an entire bakery?!
- On Shikamaru: That settles it; this must be opposite day, 'cuz I know he can't keep a straight face for more than a minute.
- On Tenten: Not a scratch on her. OK, where the hell am I?
you know those guys who liked to go “Ladies…” after some sentences? Like “I’m gonna hit the pool. Ladies…” or “Okay, the grill’s ready for the meat. Ladies…”
what if we did that but with “gentlemen?”
“The water’s kinda choppy out there. Gentlemen…”
“Okay, the cooler’s ready for the soda. Gentlemen…”
The song they originally proposed to be the x files theme song.
Sadly copyright laws prohibited it.