if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life

Clary and Finnick are holding hands and Tris and Caleb are in a relationship and Percy was kissing Hermione.

  • Sherlock: ALONE is what I have, ALONE protects me.
  • John: I was so ALONE and I owe you so much.
  • John Watson is ALONE.
  • Now replace the words "ALONE" from Sherlock's statement with "JOHN".

if this gets 100 notes my parents will get me tales of the abyss

I’m watching the proposal right now, and i just have to say

when i get married, i hope that when i walk in wearing my dress that i look so god damn good that my fiance gets hard and has to try to cover it up in front of the whole church. 

k, that’s it. 

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