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u don’t like tf2?

well thats tfTOO BAD

Today is 5/05. Arctic Monkey’s day, everybody’s happy, clapping along!

ALRIGHT EVERYBODY, AS IF THERE WASN'T REASON ENOUGH TO BE PISSED; THE ONION CALLED A NINE YEAR OLD A CUNT.

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Hey guys.

Who wants 

to get

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with me

Scenario: EXO sleep talking (requested by anonymous)

  • Sehun: no...no...yes mr. banana.
  • Suho: Hi Jesus...hi...Jesus
  • Kai: yeah I took it...your girl's virginity hahah *starts crying*
  • Kris: I don't want....a sandwich I want...a 三明治
  • Lay: *cries* not the taco please
  • Luhan: yeah I have a penis...is that okay?
  • Chen: boobs! boobies! aw man they're fake...
  • Chanyeol: *humps pillow* ms. piggy you are so beautiful
  • D.O: Kai..go put your pants...in the toaster
  • Baekhyun: don't touch me. I will punch your knee
  • Xiumin: I like...girls...as friends
  • Tao: .....peaches....

You know what else is red? The ambulance that will take me away when I pass out from all of this excitement. 

when someone i hate tries to joke around with me

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