DO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SEE THIS SHIT
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I CALL THIS SHIT
FUCKING BULLSHIT IS WHAT I CALL THIS
OH I’M SORRY DOES THAT NOT LOOK LIKE TOO MUCH SNOW TO YOU
THAT IS MORE THAN THREE GODDAMN FEET OF SNOW STARING YOU STRAIGHT IN THE FACE
WHAT? DON’T BELIEVE ME? THE ANGLE’S BAD, YOU SAY? YOU CAN’T SEE?
MOTHERFUCKIN CHECK THIS SHIT
THIS IS A STUNNING PHOTO OF ME SITTING STRAIGHT UP IN FRONT OF THE DOOR
IN FRONT OF THE FUCKIN’ SNOWDRIFT
DO YOU SEE ANY END TO THAT I DON’T THINK SO
THAT AIN’T SUNLIGHT SHINING THROUGH THE SNOW MOTHERFUCKERS THAT IS THE GODDAMN LIGHT OF JESUS FROM HEAVEN COME TO SAVE US FROM THE COLD AND BEING BURIED ALIVE
WE’RE GOING TO GODDAMN DIE IN THIS SNOWDRIFT
WHAT??? DON’T FUCKIN BELIEVE ME
ALL OF THIS BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKING SNOW FELL IN THE SPAN OF ONE MOTHERFUCKING NIGHT
ONE GODDAMN DAY
AND IT’S STILL FUCKIN SNOWING WITH NO FUCKING END IN SIGHT
SO IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS EXAGGERATING WHEN I LIVEBLOGGED THIS GODDAMN SHITFUCKING NOREASTER
THINK AGAIN, SHITSTAINS
I’M FUCKIN DONE
I’M FUCKIN DONE WITH THE WEATHER I’M FUCKIN DONE
