I AIN'T EVEN BOVVERED
Am home looking over notes. Am eating Hershey’s chocolate bar. Am curled up in ridiculously comfy bed. Am burning new delishuz-smelling sandalwood incense. Am listening to Rogue Traders and imagining taking over the world as an insanely charismatic madman in a suit.
AM NOT. EVEN. BOVVERED.
LOOK AT MY FACE. IS THIS THE BOVVERED FACE?
I AIN’T EVEN MAD.