- Robert Pattinson: I like chicken
- Kristen Stewart: I like chicken too
- Robsten fanatics: OMG they both like chicken! They're meant to be!!!1 omg TGC is coming!!! look they both have chicken bracelets that means that when they're chicken they can always look at their chicken to remind each other of the chicken they chickened together
- Nonstens: OMG Kslut strikes again! She needs attention that's why she's saying she likes chicken too because Rob said it. Fucking slut whore bitch tramp Kscrew we need to kill her! how dare she exist?! it's PR they're saying they like chicken to promote the Twilight movies! boycott her movies! kill her omg burn her!
- Everybody else: Wow.
Dear Rob,
So here we are.
You found it in that big heart of yours to forgive the lying cheating whore that humiliated you in front of millions of people. Good for you! I can’t tell you how much it warms my heart to see a man so in love that he would take back a woman that not only cheated on him but did so with a married man with kids. It so sweet that not only are you spineless but you couldn’t care less about the broken family that your beloved Skank Stew left in her wake. It’s almost endearing how you completely disregarded all of the staunch principles you held about cheating just so that you can be with someone who has proven time and time again that she didn’t give a shit about you. People say that romance is dead but how can that be when there are people like you that still exist? There is nothing quite like a man that would put away his pride in order to be with the woman he loved. Nothing on earth like a man that would take back a woman despite every horrible thing she did to him just because he can’t live without her. There is nothing like a man who will do these things for no rhyme or reason, no incentive, no amount of money, no promo…
Oh wait.
How could I forget. Just one week exactly before promo starts for you and here we are again. How convenient. Four consecutive weeks of you were out with friend acting like a single guy and talking with hot girls in bars and just a week before promo you appear with Kristen again. Hmmm, that’s not suspicious at all. Your ‘reunion’ with Ho White was predicted by some in the press five minutes after the break-up occurred. In fact, I remember someone in particular stating back in July that the reunion was coming in two months and what do you know, he was right on the money. Go figure.
I wish I could say I was surprised by this. I wish I could say that I could see this coming but that would make me a bold-faced liar, much like that skank you’re tied to until BD2 is released.
Red flag #1 was the fact that Lainey of all people got the ‘exclusive’ details about the reunion and she never wavered or doubted that the information was true…it was almost as if someone fed it to her and since we all know that Kristen was the only one around that weekend, well, I’m sure you know where I’m going with this.
Red flag #2 being force fed reunion tidbits for weeks and weeks and weeks. Not shockingly Lainey more than likely blew her load before she was supposed to but the other rags weren’t so quick to follow her lead. They all released their own versions of the reunion but they were included with so many outs that all passengers aboard the S.S. Robsten would have ample opportunity to jump ship at a moment’s notice.
Red flag #3 was you. You were almost free and it appears you took full advantage of that fact. Events, charity outings, concerts, trips to NY to see your friends it was all so nice to see. A little too nice. With every event there quickly followed a story. With every photo of you out with friends on the weekend there was ten stories the following Monday to remind everyone, “Don’t Worry, He’s Still Bella’s Kristen’s Bitch.’ The more you went out the more people questioned. The more people questioned the more new sources crawled out the woodwork to remind everyone that Robsten was Unbroken! People even went so far as to declare Mission Accomplished and annouced to the world that Robsten was back on.
But then you had to go and fuck it up.
In the world of Robsten/Nonsten folklore there exists this mythical creature that referred to as “The Mystery Blonde” We don’t know who she is and her identity has changed many times but her function remains the same. Whoever ‘Mystery Blonde’ is she will bring about the true death of Robsten so therefore she must be feared. So, surely you understand the sheep’s intense worry when you were seen getting a little too close to a mystery blonde in NYC last week. Only a single day had passed since People’s declaration of a Robsten reconciliation but it was all shot to hell with a couple of pictures. The same people that had jumped on the People bandwagon on Monday had jumped right back off it on Tuesday and started to question everything. Unnamed sources weren’t going to cut it any longer, drastic measures needed to be taken…
So here we are.
It’s disappointing that you have to look like the fool in order for her to look good but I guess I shouldn’t be surprised by that any longer since it’s been happening for years. At the end of the day whatever you’re getting out of this, I hope it’s worth it. Some of the more…mentally challenged of those in the fandom think that you’re simply doing this because you’re a forgiving man in love with a girl who simply made a mistake but I don’t think so. You deserve better than that. You deserve better than to be some fool that just puts up with being cheated on by someone that didn’t respect you or the family she destroyed. I wish you weren’t here because you deserve better than this. You are better than this.
Since I’m not even going to pretend I even believe this ‘reconciliation’ is legit all I will say is this, I hope BD2 makes lots and lots of money because after all this bullshit you deserve every red cent.
No love….at least for today,
Nonnie Confessions
So I've heard about people saying that Rob needs to grow some balls because he followed Kristen to Paris and that he's only with her for money and sex. And That he isn't going to last as an actor because he isn't serious. To these people I will say that when a couple both a have a job that is so demanding and keeps them apart more then half of their time. You want to spend as much time as you can with the person you love! Also if you don't follow Robs career then you don't know that everyone he works with always says that his very talented and professional. He has his own money in cause you didn't know. Plus he has girls throwing themselves at him he could sleep with any one he wants but he doesn't because he loves Kristen. So Nonsten you can suck it!! haha Okay my rant is over. (:
So Shippers Claim the Ring is There?
Here is a picture that shippers are saying shows Kristen wearing the epic ring of lurve. The supposed ring on her index finger is circled in red for your viewing pleasure:
Notice that Kristen is wearing it on her INDEX FINGER. That ring also looks very thin, no?
Here are other examples of Kristen wearing the epic ring of lurve:
Notice a pattern about the ring in the above pictures? It’s a pretty thick gold band, and she is always wearing it on her MIDDLE FINGER.
Want to know what else I found? Of course you do:
But really, there is no epic ring of lurve in these pics. She’s certainly proudly displaying her middle fingers, so you can clearly see that it is NOT THERE.
Keep failing trying shippers!
PS- ROBSTEN IS BROKEN.
"Fandom" Hypocrisy
Krisbian sites post EVERY pap photo of Spew and Robsten sites post EVERY pap pic of them together, EXCEPT when it could be a sign of a breakup. Funny how when an article comes out that doesn’t fit into a shipper’s fanfic, they pull out old quotes like:
”The tabloid industry does terrible, terrible things for the world. It makes people stupid.” Robert Pattinson on tabloids
Which is EXACTLY true when these *same* people love one article from the a source and then turn around and discount them when they post these ‘break up’ articles. So, X17 is right when they post some pictures that show Robsten ‘so in love’ but not when they’re potentially unhappy?
Why would anyone trust x17 to get the timing of a picture right? They had Rob at park grill on Easter Sunday when the transmission date on the isopix site was the Thursday before ( I know cameras are really good nowadays but taking pictures of things that haven’t happen yet?)
Where was all this bitching and defense when it was proved epic couple photos were taken a month EARLIER than they were posted? I’m not saying media outlets are right, but you can’t have shit both ways. Take a position on things and stick with it. Don’t be a flip flopper.
“You knew nothing about my relationship before, you know nothing now” Kristen.
That’s right. “Always keep them guessing,” no?
I can’t get too excited to see those photos. My good sense tells me Spew can’t form real tears, even if her career depended on it. Oh, wait… Anyways, it could be Spew begging for more attention. If she was so ‘emotional’ why sit in your car which photographers around? You won’t get pity from me, homewrecker. Try again.
A photo may say a thousand words, but good God… have some dignity left and don’t turn those photos into fanfic.
How does it feel to be wrong...?
I got an Anon message a few hours ago that was so badly written that I didn’t feel it was right to inflict that brain melting drivel on anyone that may read my blog. So, from the French/Japanese/Klingon mixture of words and symbols I was able to piece together one question: How does it feel to be wrong?
The real question is, where we?
Legions of Robsten fans are currently twirling and celebrating the reunion of Robsten and gleefully planning their marathon Twilight viewings now that their faith has been restored in Edward and Bella’s Rob and Kristen’s epically true love that will last for all eternity just because they got a few convenientally timed pics of Rob and Kristen breathing the same air. So again I have to ask, where we wrong?
The Nonstens pretty much agree on a couple things: One, Rob deserves better and two there is something fishy as hell going on with Robsten. Thanks to Kristen’s Adventures In The Mini everybody and their mama knows that number one is correct and given how the ‘reunion’ has been orchestrated and fed through the press since the scandal broke anybody with half a working brain cell knows that number two is correct as well.
From the second Kristen released that sniveling apology to People we should have all seen this shit coming. Someone that fed us all bullshit for years about how she was so protective of her relationships and refused to ‘share’ because it would cheapen it is the same person that ‘outed’ their relationship in the most humiliating way possible. That was not respect or love, that was self-preservation. She didn’t love him enough not to cheat and she didn’t love him enough not to drag him through the mud with her. If she was going down, he was going down with her. To be fair though, while she didn’t have her back, he didn’t have hers either—well, not until now…one week before promo starts.
Summit has made billions off of desperate housewives and lonely single females around the world that have clung to Twilight like a cheap suit so that they could live vicariously through a couple of badly written and non-rootworthy characters for as long as possible. Why in the hell would they let that all go to shit on the last movie just because Kristen was too stupid to do her dirt behind closed doors? Whether people want to hear or not Rob stands to make A LOT of money on the back end, and it’s not just him. The more money he makes, the more money his team makes. So even if we all believed that Rob was so above it all and would never, ever play the PR game does anybody think Nick wouldn’t? Does anybody really think that Nick is so in love with Kristen’s cheating ass that he would allow her indiscretions to affect his paper? I think not. Depressed Twihards that feel betrayed sit on their money while happy Twihards give it all away in the name of true love. Don’t think for a second that all the players in this game aren’t well aware of that fact.
So to answer the question, “how does it feel to be wrong?” My answer is simple: I wouldn’t know. In fact, I would like to thank Rob and Skank for proving all us evil Ninnies right. If true love did exist between these two (which I very highly doubt) then it died a fiery death months ago. Coming back together on clear cut photo ops just a week before the movie promotion starts is not a reunion—it’s work. They have an investment to protect and if they can get people to believe in their ‘true love’ long enough to get their asses in a movie theater then job well done on their parts. If you want to believe in Robsten’s epic reunion then by all means, go right ahead. I’m sure Summit, Rob, Kristen and their respective teams appreciate your business. Just don’t go asking for a refund in a few months when you find out the product you invested in is defective.
