I now realise that to win a nomination in any award show, a singer has to make a song which talks about sex, drugs and drinking.
I have no hope in this world.
Theres an epidemic! The chocolate factory has allowed 2 oompaloompas to escape and wreak havoc on society! If found, Snookie and Nikki Minaj must be captured and returned to the factory in order to restore safety to this world!