Dad: "I think you spend too much time looking at pictures of Tom Hiddleston."

Me:

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I just ate 3 dill pickles and now I'm eating ice cream.

And if I still had a functioning uterus within my body, I would so being giving you the stink eye right now, Dana. 

Alas, I am just oddly hungry for odd combinations today. 

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THIS NEEDS TO BE RESPECTED.

Whenever a guy claims girls are being overdramatic when they get their periods, I usually keep saying “No uterus, no opinion” until they give up and walk away. 

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No Uterus. No Opinion.

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