small talk in the elevator with a coworker:
coworker: well, at least we got the quick elevator.
me: yeah, that one over on the other side is terrible, isn’t it?
coworker: haha, yeah, i don’t think they ever bothered to fix it after it caught on fire a few weeks ago.
me: oh, that was the elevator that was on fire?
coworker: yeah.
me: i always wondered.