- you know we're allowed to find people unnatractive it's just a part of human nature...
- oh oops i meant for this to be a text post but i clicked chat
- wait here
- Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
- New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
- Tourist: how dare you say that about Olive Garden SHUT UP BITCH HOW DARE YOU CALL OLIVE GARDEN UGLY YOU HAVE TO FIND IT FUCKING BEAUTIFUL OR ELSE YOU’LL SPEND AN ETERNITY IN HELL
- New Yorker: ok
