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me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
me: ok

so i only wear this bra in the house because it's too small

and it, erm, pushes stuff up in a way that makes me look like a 19th century prostitute

i wish your eyes changed color throughout your lifetime like how unreal would that be you just look at a photo of yourself and just say “oh green eyes? that was me when i was about 13-17”

i dunno guys i think moon moon’s got some sweet moves

butt light

butt bright

first butt I see tonight

I wish I may I wish I might

touch the butt I wish tonight

why do we call them personal posts when we could call them

dashboard confessionals

what if we pooped air

babies are just people nuggets

The thing that I hate about Glee is that it pits its fans against each other and breeds such rampant hate that I have been honestly ashamed to be a part of the fandom on multiple occasions.

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so i only wear this bra in the house because it's too small