you're 99% dumb bitch

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“I've had enough of your loose lips. Like many, I'm sure.”

—Aveline

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Dear Anonymous,

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Yeah„ well your hair is lame too!

-Hope Estheim

Sassy clone

  • Servalan: but he is a man?
  • Clone!Blake: oh yes,he is
  • random boy: hey, wanna hear something cool? my dad's ed mcaffery.
  • me: cool story, brah. too bad your penis is still tiny.
  • Me: I'm never going to visit you.
  • Newland: Well, you're a boob.

“is that a cigarette in your mouth?”

“NO! it’s your DICK!”

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Shit My Students Say

  • Student A: Dude! You're so perverticle!
  • Student B: Does that make me a tall pervert?
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