What Happens When I Try to Tweet the Boys

• Me: I must type something deep and meaningful.
• Me: But it also has to let them know that I'm witty and a good catch.
• Me: It needs to say "I am classy, yet not afraid to show my crazy side."
• Me: Hmm...
• Me: *typing* @NiallOfficial If you take off your clothes, I'll pay you.