So I saw that whole *Place name here* Man and decided to look in to New Zealand Man.
EDIT: IT GOT BETTER
Tonight on tumblr: New Zealanders laughing alone with natural distasters.
No seriously guys
okay fucking New Zealand
every ecological niche usually filled by mammals
is filled by birds instead
think about that
instead of mice you have FLYING MICE
instead of cats you have FLYING CATS
instead of horses you have FUCKING FLYING HORSES