You are the person I see talking to everyone I know. Pretty sure this means you’re awesome. Or you’re an evil overlord and everyone is trying to appease you. Either way hi!
you are a disgrace to me and our fellow countrymen
I can’t afford them. I miss baby potatoes so much. Like. I just want a whole plate of baby potatoes. with butter and gravy. Purdies with the skin still on. all fluffy and yummy.
nevillelongschlong replied to your post: fassbender or hardy
:3c
Is this payback from the last time I asked you to choose between Mads and Fassbender?
nevillelongschlong replied to your post: In other news, I saw a guy on the bus that looked…
did you propose
If it wasn’t for the fact he had a wedding ring on his hand, I would have.
also an animated vincent cassel and ngl i dig that
shit this is actually kind of true CANNOT UNSEE NOW
Skype Stuff: Someone call Ghostbusters.
- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Kayla means nothing cool.
- slut banwala: sarah means princess, peasant
- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Pure, beloved, full of joy, "One like god", keeper of keys.
- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I'm...
- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: A FLOWERY VIRGIN MAIDEN
- slut banwala: YOU'RE THE KEYMASTER FROM GHOSTBUSTERS
- slut banwala: IM THE GATEKEEPER
- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I GOT WATER IN MY NOSE
- slut banwala: IM CRYING
- slut banwala: WE GON BONE
- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: ALRIGHT BABY
- slut banwala: WOOF WOOF BECAUSE WE TECHNICALLY DOGS
- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I caN'T BERTHE
get out while you still can friend
all of you can go to hell
