I need to learn the difference between being bored and being hungry.

“ugh I'm so fat”

—me, eating

Never stop eating

A student has stopped by my office 3 times today for help with a research proposal and each time I’ve been eating and he’s been very sweet and like “Oh I don’t want to interrupt, I’ll come back later.”  I finally had to stop him and tell him that I’m always going to be eating.  

There are few things as potent, and potentially deadly, as chocolate spit running down the wrong pipe...

I could just stop shoving chocolate in my face I guess.

LOL you guys….

my stomach is actually a bottomless pit

let’s be honest if i went to hogwarts and had their food everyday i’d be even worse than ron

came back from eating pizza to see all this salmon on my dash

gdi i want food again

orz

miserylolita replied to your post: jdlkajfkd the house across from mine just got…

wow that’s really scary D: but quesadillas are excellent. d(=w=)

Yeah, this is bringing my paranoia is back :c and yes, yes they are indeed u w u they were so good I ate 2 and 1/2 pfft

Take these chips away from me, please.

my stomach is a bottomless pit

L is for lots of food

O is for omg I want food

V is for very delicious food

E is for enever stop eating

I’m so hungry, ah

Figured I'd list all the items from my £10.01 'bag of joy' from Sainsburys last night.

Galaxy hot chocolate.

Milk chocolate eclairs.

Teeth and lips.

Foam shrimps.

Strawberry laces.

2 Fudge bars.

2 packs of milk chocolate (to be melted and mixed with) raisins (1 of my 5. Being clever, that’s all I’m saying).

Strawberry pencils.

2 Freddo bars.

Fruit pastilles.

Jelly babies. 

Custard creams.

A curlywurly.

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I regret nothing.

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