A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

Heisenburg and Schrodinger are in a car together, driving down a road. A police officer pulls them over and says, “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenburg says, “No, but I can tell you exactly where I was.” The police officer decides that this is grounds for a search and finds a dead cat in the trunk. He walks up to the two and says, “Did you know there’s a dead cat in your trunk?” Schrodinger says, “Well, I do now.”

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